Zazu the Touched

Zazu, the touched

"Cuz I am high!

And you are low.

And I'm the best!

And you're the worst.

And I'm the one!

And you are none."

Chirpedee chirp

Chirpedee chirp

Chirpedee chirp

Zazu spread out his wings and lifted up his head. Ah, a good day to be me, he thought. When the world is so tiny and I am so big. Indeed, sometimes it is hard being as great as I am, but not today.

Chirpedee chirp

Chirpedee chirp

"ZAZU!!" A voice from above called.

Ah, the heavens smile upon my existence.

"Bad boy!" the voice called again.

Then, WHAM!!

Zazu was pummeled across his habitat at the speed of light by an unforeseen hand. Right into Simba.

"Hey!" (chirp!) "Watch it, huh?!" (chirpedee chirp?!)

"Simba! I have been touched!" Zazu cried, "I am the chosen one to rule over you all!"

"Yeah, just remember me when you're at the top, huh?"

"ZAZU!!" The voice cried again, "Leave Ostrich alone!" WHAM!!